Monday, July 20, 2015|11:59 p.m.
Editor’s Note: As Robin Leach covers his travels to Sardinia and outdoors Rome in Santa Marinella on the coastline to begin his traditional summertime trip under the Tuscan sun in Italy, many of our Strip characters have stepped forward in his absence to pen their words of wisdom.
We continue today with The Eco-friendly Goddess of “Absinthe,” the attractive burlesque appeal Tune Sugary foods, and the world’s largest and wildest limo contractor Jay Ohrberg, who just recently moved to Las Vegas. We begin the brand-new week with the ever-lovely, ever-flirtatious Melody Sweets:
While Robin Leach is fulfilling champagne wishes in Italy, he has some pals in the field toiling away for him in Las Vegas. I’m fortunate adequate to be among those individuals. Thank you, Robin, and joys!
Here are my 8 methods to seduce a fan on a supper date:
1. The Pick-Him-Upper
After settling into your seat, excuse yourself and go to the ladies space. On your method, “inadvertently” drop your napkin. He’ll be sitting in the best position so that just his eyes will catch the surprise.
Make sure you do a little flirty look-back to catch his gaze. Eye contact is hot … even sexier than the eye sweet you just fed him.
An oldie however gift! Ensure your shoes are strapless and a little loose (just like you after a couple martinis) so that they’re easy to kick off under the table. Start sluggish, practically so that he believes it’s unintentional.
Gradually begin brushing your foot on the within his leg right below his ankle. This is a very delicate and under-appreciated part of his body. Ensure you’re putting on silky-soft stockings to add a little more of a womanly touch.
3. The Sharon Stone
Two words: “Fundamental Impulse.”
Sharon Stone does this step in the popular film, where she uncrosses and crosses her legs, which leads to the viewer getting a little peep … you understand, the same kinda peep Britney Spears pulled when she was leaving that limo.
Stone states that the infamous leg-crossing scene where she was exposed was recorded without her understanding. Sure, Sharon. I can relate. Just recently, I realized, after performing in “Absinthe” for the past four years, my busts have been practically entirely exposed. The horror!
4. The Rim Shot
It sounds naughtier than it is. While listening to him with adoring eyes, as if exactly what he’s saying is the most intriguing thing you’ve ever heard in your entire life right here on world Earth, take your finger and softly slide it around the rim of your martini glass. Gradually and with the most delicious intent.
5. Cleavage Canyon
My mother tells the story of how my stepfather fell in love with her. On their very first date, they headed out to supper and a film. Things were a bit uncomfortable up until my mom, ever so gracefully, dropped a rack of ribs on her boobs.
The rack of ribs didn’t fall. The rack of Mommy supported them! I guess all my father was trying to find was a little support. Who understands? Attempt it! It sealed the deal for my mommy; they have actually been married now for 25 years.
6. The Whiplash
This one is easy, yet remarkable. After you’ve seductively tied knots in all of the cherries of your banana split with your tongue, reach for something in your bag, bringing your head below the table. Remove the clip that’s been holding your hair up so impeccably all evening long.
Then, with your finest slow-motion ’80s music video head turn, whip that hair right out and show him your smoldering temptress animalistic side. Meow!
7. The Big Spill
This one has a hidden advantage, but more on that later on.
The Huge Spill has to be handled with fantastic care, “Objective Difficult” style. You need to time the spill prior to the check comes … sitting there with moist pants would be a wet;-RRB- shame. Make certain it’s not an iced drink, naturally, lest danger shrinkage.
Reach over as if to caress his hand and “inadvertently” spill your wine on his … uh … Dickies. Oh, no! What have you done ?! Quickly reach for your napkin, and, with excellent care, gently rub that stain from his trousers. He’ll thank you later on.
8. The Hidden Benefit
Supper is over. He is, obviously, a gentleman and is walking you to your door. This is the best time to size him up, so to speak. Lean in for that goodnight kiss. I don’t believe it’s rude for a lady to make the first step.
A lot of males need to be told exactly what to do anyhow, so simply go for it if that’s what you’re feeling. How was it? Did his kiss make your bean jump? Yay if it did! Invite him up. You can provide to take his trousers … to obtain the stain out, naturally.
But, really, all jokes aside … if you truly want to seduce your enthusiast, simply be yourself. If they do not find you attractive just the way you are, well, that’s their loss.
Have fun, be safe, and best of luck!
Take a look at our other visitor column today from outrageous limo home builder Jay Ohrberg. On Tuesday, our guests writers are Nate Morris of Mirage headliners Boyz II Guys and celeb chef Alex Stratta.
Robin Leach of “Lifestyles of the Rich & & Famous” popularity has been a reporter for more than 50 years and has actually invested the previous 15 years providing readers the inside scoop on Las Vegas, the world’s premier platinum play area.
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