Sober up you, Rehab is practically over.
When we lastly dry off this October, we’ll be stating farewell to 15 years of champagne showers, celeb sightings and sunscreen accidents at the Hard Rock Hotel’s pioneering pool celebration.
By now, you’ve heard, the party’s over. Virgin billionaire Richard Branson bought the location, and Rehabilitation Beach Club will come down with a property-wide rebranding. Intense days are surely ahead for the 23-year-old resort, however, as Boyz II Guys famously sang, it’s so tough to bid farewell to the other day.
As Rehabilitation winds down, here’s exactly what we’ll miss out on most about the iconic dayclub.
Calling a club is an unenviable job, specifically in Las Vegas. You’ll get chuckled from town if your name is too corny (Club X-Treme!!!) or too cute (Reports!). The name Rehabilitation, nevertheless, was an out-of-the-box hit. Everybody wanted to go, just so they might joke that they were “off to Rehabilitation.” Our fingers are crossed that the next Virgin dayclub will admire its predecessor.
Dance music (EDM, if you choose) still rules the club scene in Las Vegas, but the minds at Rehab recognized a very long time ago that you can’t provide just one category to your audience. Sublime, Snoop Dogg, Nelly, 3LAU, Kendrick Lamar and Kazaam himself, Shaquille O’Neal, have actually all taken turns on the Rehabilitation phase. Even Psy put on a fit coat in the sunshine for a “Gangnam Style” efficiency in 2012.
Heading into the home stretch, Rehabilitation is adhering to its winning formula. The Labor Day Weekend lineup consists of rap artist PartyNextDoor on September 1, Puff Daddy and Relaxed Luke on September 2 and Puff Daddy with Ookay on September 3.
It’s inescapable, if you’re consuming in the Rehab swimming pool– even with covered cups– you’ll eventually discover yourself with a beverage that’s part alcohol and part chlorinated, sunscreen-infused swimming pool water. It’s strange, however it’s likewise a suggestion that you’re having the time of your life and you DGAF.
“It’s not Rehab if Gronk does not appear,” Director of Nightlife and Daylife Joe Bravo states of New England Patriots tight end (and critical celebration king) Rob Gronkowski.
Rehab’s 15 years are specified by its “Holy crap, is that who I believe it is?” star sightings, but even the likes of Shaq Diesel, Kevin Hart or a Kardashian can’t compare with Gronk. When the property gets remodeled, it ought to commit a statue of the guy at the new swimming pool.
Here’s exactly what we remember about 2003: Beyoncé dropped “Crazy in Love” from her launching album, and Rehab opened. That’s all.
Like Beyoncé, Rehabilitation built a tradition. It’s the dayclub that specified daylife– excessive bottle discussions, visitor DJs, swimsuit contests and star cameos. It even briefly dabbled in truth tv (remember TruTV’s Rehabilitation: Party at the Hard Rock Hotel?).
Thank you, Rehabilitation. We ‘d tip our hat, however it fell in the pool … and we’re pretty sure somebody else is wearing it from here.